Answer:  Correct, I am the sole "decider" as to what scoring format we use                  on any given Sunday.

Answer:  It was me, who, as you so eloquently wrote in your email, "blew                   up" the bathroom on hole #5 at SweetGum.  If you must know, I                     had sharted on green #4, and struggled to reach my destination.

Answer:  Milwaukee's Best Light and Tito's.

Answer:  No, that is not correct.  I have a random fair selection process for                   selecting weekly partner.  (and no need to shout)

Answer:  Yes, I also agree, your secret partner will put you on the Wall of                     Shame.

Answer:  Handicaps will be used for the 2 person scrambles, not the 3/1,                      Scotch Doubles or the 4 person scrambles.

Answer:  Vicki

Answer: (in no particular order) Bob, Big Jim, Lonny, Dean, KC, Nicole.

Answer:  Thank you.  I appreciate your kind and supportive words of praise.

Answer:  Fuck you too.

Answer:  The Red Shirt is for the overall male and female current leaders.                      Yellow Shirts are worn by the golfers, who, had the highest point                    total the previous week.  Brown Shirts (called Heiman Brown),                      are worn by the foursome who double bogeys the 9th hole.

Answer:  No, I didn't take "your share" of leftover pizza from Big Jim's                         tailgate.  And I don't fucking know, I didn't count the fucking                         pieces I loaded in my golf cart.  Then, show me the video,                               you anonymous, whinny dickhead.

Answer:   16 couples seem to work the best, we may go as high as 18                             couples.  The HGABTPEC assesses the applications before each                     season.

Answer:  We have had different golfers win every season.  I think that's                         equal.

Answer:  My grandmother made the recipe with her "homemade" sausage.  I                 was very young.  My mother told me how her mother slaughtered                   my mom's pet pig to make the sausage.  And by the way,                                 Hamburger Helper was introduced in 1971.  Google it.

Answer:  Its like your breakfast.  The chicken is involved, the pig is                               committed.

Answer:  No, it's just a rumor.  The only "happy ending" occurred when                       Charli handed me the cash, and I turned to Craig and quipped,                         "You know what they say, "you can't take it with you".

Answer:  You're incorrect, it is Lonny, not Connie, and yes she is a male.